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Topic: Stock Market Report

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Washington Post, Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Interest(s):

Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

There are no reports on Monday and both the stock and bond markets will be closed in observance of Martin Luther King Day.

John Fielding,
CEO

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