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Topic: Web Marketing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers, Business, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Marketing for Idiots Instant Web Sites are a web site creation system consisting of a design work book and web site template.
Web site marketing starts from web site design and programming.
Good web design requires seeing the Web as part of an overall marketing package.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Push Marketing is a London based Internet consultancy, offering name registration , website hosting , web site design and website promotion services.
Web Design and Web Hosting Chicago based website design company specializing in Internet Marketing and web design.
Web Designers are primarily concerned with the design and development of web sites for customers wanting a presence on the Internet for various commercial or marketing purposes.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web marketing strategies and tips to make your site more profitable in half the time as well as graphic design tips and free website tools for webmasters.
Free web site marketing promotion submission search engine rating and seeding tools to submit the automated way!
Web marketing, advertising on the Internet with a Real Estate web site is the most effective way to find buyers we have ever had.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Spectacular Web Design offers the highest quality web site design and internet marketing at reasonable prices.
NetResult Web Marketing offers professional Web site design with prices the small to medium sized business can afford!
Web site design and internet marketing by Sales and Marketing Technologies.

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