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Topic: Married Woman

Related:
  Married couples    Woman's Right  
  Married    Woman's Day  
  Just Married  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Housewife
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite royal(s):Anne Boleyn
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

In all instances, suit captions in Family Docket cases shall include a woman's maiden name and her married name if applicable.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

John married a woman named Eleanor who may have had the maiden name of Eleanor DARE and was the widow of a man named UPCOTT.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I'm a married woman, but throughout the five years of my marriage I have had to have sex with other women from time to time.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

A woman has to choose between her lover who is married and then divorced and another man who wants to marry her.
I am now married to the most wonderful man in the world and the great thing is that he thinks he is married to the most wonderful woman in the world.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Varied patterns of stitches and different colors of thread reflect the woman's marital status, where you can tell a married from an unmarried or a widowed woman.
A married woman's hair would often be curled in locks, tied with ribbons and allowed to hang down on her cheeks.
The unmarried woman's dress is opened in the back, while the married women's dress is opened at the front for accessibility to nourishment for infant.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Additionally, there is no UPP for a married woman's Category B pension paid to a wife while her husband receives a Category A pension.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus never married but taught the biblical doctrine of one man and one woman for life.
The married couple is a unity, just as God ordained it when He first brought the woman to the man so that they might be one flesh.
It is commanded to separate the adulterous and the married woman who commits adultery if her husband was not aware of her actions.
 
 
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