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Topic: Martha Stewart

Related:
  Stewart    Martha  
  Martha Stewart Living    Martha Stewart Weddings  
  Martha Stewart Living magazine    Martha Stewart Living magazine  
  Martha Stewart Recipes    Martha's Vineyard  
  Martha Stewart's Christmas    Martha Stewart Living TV  
  Scandal the media created Martha Stewart    John Stewart  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Martha Stewart,  Hillary Clinton,  Easter Bunny
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Housewife,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cheesecakes,  Cookies
Interest(s):Politics,  Photography
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember
Favorite time of year:Halloween,  Christmas
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Martha Stewarts company said in a Tuesday statement that the Kmart closings "should not have a financial impact.
Recall that Martha Stewart's broker Peter Bacanovic says he never told his assistant Douglas Faneuil to share insider information with their client.
Similarly, Martha Stewart's brands provide consumers with the products and information they need to raise the quality of living in and around their homes.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Get out your glue gun, ye morbid Martha Stewarts, as Sparky shows you how to scare up your very own nifty lil' coffin!
Many of the groovy party guests were so moved by Martha's perky party spirit that they too, eagerly tried to emulate Martha Stewart's swingin' stylish technique on the dance floor.
However, Martha Stewart's dearest dedicated devotees, fans, and groupies, lovingly referred to as the Stewies , don't always readily realize that.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There are Martha Stewart's Decorating Details , How to Decorate , and Decorative Finishing.
Potential Martha Stewarts should keep in mind that we have to be able to read your order, not make festive holiday decorations out of it.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Episode 2001: Martha Stewart's Stellar Galactic Tribute to Star Trek Boldy go where no one (other than Martha Stewart) has gone before.
Fortunately for us all, Martha Stewart's savvy agent knew that Martha was running particularly late to the televison studio for today's taping of "Living.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Martha Stewart's Homemade Peeps recipe - Peeps like only Martha could make.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Martha Stewart's legal counsel issues a statement expressing their pleasure with the House Committee's decision.
 
 
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