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Topic: Tino Martinez

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Mark Twain,  Michael Jordan
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Pokemon cards
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Pokemon
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Favorite movie(s):Gone with the Wind
Favorite sport(s):Baseball,  Hockey,  American Football
Likes to wear:Baseball cap
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball),  Mickey Mantle (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The Cardinals picked up Tino Martinez and Jason Isringhausen.
Tino Martinez stepped up.
Tino Martinez has had a slow adjustment to National League pitching, but he will come around.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

DID YOU KNOW that Tino Martinez holds the major league record for most RBI in the month of April?
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The sixth-inning home run by 1B Tino Martinez was the first allowed by Wood in eight starts.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I know there doin good with Giambi and everyone else but when you and Tino Martinez left it just seems weird.
Joe will be receiving a Tino Martinez autographed baseball and Certificate of Authenticity.
A Jim Edmonds’ ground out got the Cardinals on the board, and an infuriating two-out bloop single by Tino Martinez made it 2-0.
 
 
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