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Topic: Mass Pike

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  Pike    Mass  
  Body Mass    Mass Communication  
  Mass Times    Pikes Peak  
  Mass Media    Critical Mass  
  Mass Spectrometry    Mass Production  
  Weapons of Mass Destruction    Mass of the Earth  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tupac Shakur,  Cleopatra
Dream job(s):Porn star
Favorite TV show(s):Strangers with Candy
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Ass
Interest(s):Community Theatre,  Voyeurism
Favorite computer game(s):Super Mario World,  Myst
Likes to wear:Panties,  Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Listens to:Radiohead,  U2,  The Spice Girls
Worst habit(s):Showing off,  Driving too fast,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Leave Mass Pike at exit # 10A; go through tollbooth to first set of lights.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Take the Mass Pike to the Prudential / Copley exit, and bear right toward the Copley side.
Mass Pike / Chinatown exit.
From the Mass Pike: Get off at the Copley Square exit.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Mass Pike to Exit 3, turn right follow into Westfield Follow Westfield directions to Otis.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Take Mass Pike/Rte 90 exit, and stay on the Pike for approximately 26 miles to Route 495 South.
Take Mass Pike East to Brighton/Cambridge exit.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Take Mass Pike or Route 2 East to Interstate 495 South; to Exit 6 on to Route 44 East to Plymouth.
From Mass Pike Take exit 10, stay right after the tolls, Take Rt 12 S.
Mass Pike (I-90) to exit 10 to I-290 east, take exit 16.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

From Mass Pike Westbound: Take Exit 17, follow signs to West Newton.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

From Mass Pike Exit 13 take Route 30 West until it flows into Route 9 West.
 
 
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