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Topic: Mass Spectrometry

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Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Appearance:Muscular
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Hair
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Biology,  Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere
Favorite computer game(s):Deus Ex
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

 Rapid assessment using pyrolysis mass spectrometry and artificial neural networks of the adulteration of virgin olive oils by other seed oils.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

 Urine samples were analyzed for 10 phytoestrogens and 15 endogenous estrogens and their metabolites by a capillary gas chromatography-mass spectrometry method.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

 Pyrolysis mass spectrometry aliquots (5 l) of the bacterial suspensions were evenly applied onto iron-nickel foils.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 Mass spectrometry of proteins extracted from the gels revealed that the proteins altered are involved in some way with carbon–nitrogen and energy metabolism.
Electrospray mass spectrometry is an important type of mass spectrometry applicable to DNA analysis because it does not break apart DNA molecules.
Traditionally, identification of such nonmetallic contaminants has been accomplished using ion chromatography and surface techniques such as secondary ionization mass spectrometry and Auger electron spectroscopy.
 
 
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