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Topic: Massachusetts

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Robert Frost
Interest(s):Real estate,  Community Theatre,  Law
Politics:Republican,  Democrat
Favorite sport(s):Racquetball
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Private Detective,  Social worker
Education:College
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Massachusetts Foundation for the Humanities gives highest priority to projects that apply the humanities to issues of public policy or social concern.
The Massachusetts Housing Finance Agency has increased funds to help homeowners contain or eliminate lead paint hazards.
The Massachusetts Nurses Association has yet again exercised creativity and innovation by being possibly the first nursing organization in the world to present policy issues directly to the public via online video.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Massachusetts Shellfish Constables have carte blanche to culture seed shellfish on up to 20 acres in their respective towns.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

That Massachusetts is safer with bans on guns, which is why Teddy Kennedy has machinegun toting guards.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

A Massachusetts based graphic design firm specializing in the design of large format exhibition graphics and marketing materials.
Massachusetts continues to work on its intake system to streamline client contact and to connect the client to the program most suited to meet their needs.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Massachusetts Audubon Society is the largest conservation organization in New England, concentrating its efforts on protecting the nature of Massachusetts for people and wildlife.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Massachusetts Melanoma Foundation is affiliated with the Massachusetts Academy of Dermatology whose members include the majority of dermatologists in Massachusetts.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Massachusetts Republican Party is dedicated to energizing and cultivating the grassroots organizations that are critical in building a comprehensive support system for Republican candidates.
Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy is also accusing the Bush administration of promoting policies that divide America and its allies.
In Massachusetts they had the GOP candidate run unopposed in the GOP primary.
 
 
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