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Topic: Mastiff

Related:
  Mastiff Stud Dog    English Mastiff  
  Mastiff puppy    Bull Mastiff  
  Mastiff Rescue    Mastiff breeders  
  Tibetan Mastiff    Neapolitan Mastiff  
  Neopolitan Mastiff    American Bulldogs Rare Mastiffs  
  Bull Mastiff Dogs    French Mastiff  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:The Dalai Lama
Good point(s):Saintly
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite book(s):"The Art of Happiness" by His Holiness The Dalai Lama
Favorite animal(s):Poodle,  Dog,  Rottweiler
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking,  Horseriding
Listens to:Jazz
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Mastiffs require a cool shady spot, vast quantities of cool clear drinking water, and if possible a few hours at least inside in front of the air conditioner to help cool them down.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Mastiffs have been known to have a predisposition to bloat and should be watched very carefully after meal times for signs of discomfort, attempted vomiting, panting and swelling of the abdomen.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Mastiffs do shed hair at least twice a year and can slobber excessively, especially after drinking.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Mastiffs are not good security guard dogs as such as they will generally only guard the home and property of their family.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Breton Mastiffs Mastiffs were originally bred as guardians and dogs of war, their main use was guarding large estates and castles.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

CA Tamarack English Mastiffs Our carefully genetic breeding program allows us to offer the finest Mastiffs available.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mastiffs are the sweetest most lovable babies and I will never have another breed in my home and I have had all kinds in my time.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Mastiffs are not for everyone, but we were very blessed the day Steele made us his humans.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Remember the Mastiffs in the Sabers jerseys?
John Fielding,
CEO

This is not a statement that the Mastiffs offered for sale on this web site meet any or all of these criteria.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Traveling mastiffs in the car during hot weather is an extra risk as the car heats up quickly once the air-conditioned is off or turned down low.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I never knew mastiffs could actually lick an ice cream cone instead of just swallowing it whole.
 
 
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