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Topic: Mating

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Favorite possession(s):Penis
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Elephant,  Wolf
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins
Interest(s):Sex education,  Biology
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Cross-dressing for a day
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

We have some super nice birds in the matings right now and if things continue we should have some great healthy chicks come from them.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There were a lot of mixed matings in the United Systems, with its nearly eight hundred year history and huge population of worlds peopled by the diversity of humanoid lifeforms engendered by the Neshama Seedings.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I have not done poly to poly matings but I have heard of other people doing poly to poly mating with no ill effect.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Some breeders are still using Siamese or Burmese in the matings, either through lack of knowledge of the breed or difficulty in finding a suitable mate for their cat - in either case such matings do not contribute to the progression of the breed.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

These matings were apparently done in the spirit of experimentation to see what kind of “delightful grizzled hues” (to quote one prominent fancier of the time) would turn up in the hybrids.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Because AI matings have always been used it is impossible to assess whether a ram's fertility leads him to produce more 1stX progeny or whether the effects seen are due to using different AI techniques, etc.
Consequently, test matings are seldom done on a scale sufficient to produce numbers that can be subjected to statistical analysis.
In matings between Hfr and F- strains, the segment of the F plasmid containing the tra region is transferred last, after the entire bacterial chromosome has been transferred.
John Fielding,
CEO

Such matings will, in the long run, result in low success rates and lower prices for yearlings that far offset the short term savings involved.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Matings are commonly described in terms of being Meadow Skipper 3 x 4 x 3, or Adios 5 x 4 x 4 x 5, a nomenclature which serves as much to confuse as it does to edify.
A popular use of the program is to do test matings and run the inbreeding analysis program to see which mating produces the inbreeding profile closest to that desired by the breeder.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Subsequent matings occurring over a limited period of time enhance the release of Luteinizing Hormone from the pituitary gland.
 
 
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