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Topic: Matter

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  States of Matter    Anti Matter  
  Matter I am happy just to be free    Properties of Matter  
  Gray Matter    Home Matters  
  Mind Over Matter    Nothing matters  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Law,  Physics,  Chemistry
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting a divorce
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Matters relating to the Export Control List are outlined in the regulations to the Export and Import Permits Act.
Matters involving federal criminal jurisdiction require a knowledge of rules of practice and procedure that extend beyond state court rules.
These matters were discussed in detail with the national teachers unions, as part of a consultation process on the education budget which should become routine.
John Fielding,
CEO

SUBMISSION OF MATTERS TO VOTE OF SECURITY HOLDERS No matter was submitted to a vote of security holders of the Company through the solicitation of proxies or otherwise during the fourth quarter of the fiscal year covered by this report.
Proven Matters also has a network of other talented consultants with complementary business and technology skills that can be called on as required for particular assignments.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Discuss matters of Tarot and divination and meet others of magical mind in the Chat room.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

What really matters is not that a PC replaces a typewriter but that the PC makes possible changes in business practice that squeeze more output from each hour of labor input.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Matters were not as clear in 1945 as they are in hindsight, because Truman and his advisers could not know how the war would actually end.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Fish Matters is a publication of the Northwest Fisheries Science Center and is designed to highlight Center research of interest to the general public.
Mark Harris,
Priest

All are matters of social ethics and to anyone familiar with the Great Commandment they should come as no surprise whatsoever: each is only an outworking of loving our neighbour and treating him or her as if they were Jesus Himself.
What matters most is our faithfulness to Him; our willingness to serve Him no matter how small we are or how immaterial the impact of our offerings may be on the overall picture.
But these are trivial matters which cannot distract from the overall quality of the book and the work would hardly qualify as a bible if it did not give rise to some doubt or good old fashioned arguments as to the deeper meaning of it all.
 
 
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