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Topic: Maui News

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Edmund Hillary
Favorite possession(s):Apartment,  Yacht
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Going to the beach
Favorite animal(s):Dolphin
Interest(s):Real estate,  Travelling,  Camping
Likes to wear:Hawaiian shirts,  Nothing
Favorite sport(s):Surfing,  Rugby,  Scuba diving
Favorite destination(s):Australia
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

By MELISSA TANJI Staff Writer KAHULUI — A new state law to support use of alternative fuels should help Maui's Pacific Biodiesel, Inc.
John Fielding,
CEO

Maui's involvement in "New Zealands Leading Attractions" program ensures you gain access to a Holiday Rewards Card where points can be earned and then redeemed for attractions, products and services throughout New Zealand.
Maui is also part of the largest tourism company in New Zealand, giving Maui clients access to some great discount offers throughout the entire country.
Will convene Maui's Economic Future—a reprise of the 1981 conference that led to the development of MEDB, and a focus on technology as a new industry base.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Maui New Zealand operates a comprehensive fleet ranging from small economical 3 door hatchbacks to luxury sedans to spacious 4WD’s.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Thanks to a newly installed electronic camera pointed at the night sky from atop Maui's Haleakala volcano, NASA astronomers are making new discoveries daily.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

TRAFFIC DEATH -- Maui's first traffic fatality of the new year killed a Wailuku Man after his car flipped over and was struck by a van driven by his father.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Maui ensures your New Zealand holiday will be a memorable experience by offering superior vehicles combined with outstanding customer service.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Lahaina News says in its last sentence, "West Maui businesses and residents should lobby the Maui Visitors Bureau to encourage the cruise ships to go where the passengers want to go.
LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and wishes she was in Hawaii right now.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

A benefit for marine education programs for Maui's schoolchildren and the new Marine Education Center.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

TROUBLE AT THE JAIL - Problems at Maui's jail - highlighted in last year's list of top news stories - continued in 1995, most notably with the escape of an inmate suspected of kidnapping a woman and her 12-year-old daughter and raping the girl.
 
 
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