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Topic: Maxim

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Loyal,  Humble
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine,  Men's Health magazine,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite author(s):Machiavelli
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite great leader(s):George Washington
Starsign:Leo
Favorite philosopher(s):Nietzsche,  Immanuel Kant
Favorite quote(s):"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

But any one who reminded them that the maxims require an infinity of things which they never even think of doing, would gain nothing but to be classed among those very unpopular characters who affect to be better than other people.
John Fielding,
CEO

Stork found Maxim's Specialty Testing SBU to be attractive for its revenue base, geographic locations, professional management and proven standards of quality.
Mentoring Maxims These came from an advising conference that was held at Penn State in April 1999.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

These maxims are spiritual formulas condensed into trenchant sayings; they teach us the principles and rules of the science of Christian perfection.
Avarice and ambition were his sovereign aversion, so perfectly had the maxims of the Gospel extinguished in him all propensity to those base passions.
Scriptural Maxims, Spiritual Food for thought - Some wisdom from a 1908 prayer book.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

It is utterly irreconcilable to these principles and to many other fundamental maxims of the common law, common sense, and reason that a British House of Commons should have a right at pleasure to give and grant the property of the Colonists.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

This is Maxim's Babe-off contest, and Sarah is losing to Jeri Ryan.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Further, it is evident that it was not the influence of those maxims which are taken for principles in mathematics that hath led the masters of that science into those wonderful discoveries they have made.
Those speculative maxims carry their own evidence with them: but moral principles require reasoning and discourse, and some exercise of the mind, to discover the certainty of their truth.
Mark Harris,
Priest

By the works and pomps of the devil we mean sin and the maxims of the world that are contrary to the maxims of the Gospel.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Gandhi's maxims that "The cure for unemployment is not an unemployment dole but the provision of employment" and "production by the masses rather than mass production" have been been amply validated.
 
 
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