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Topic: MBA

Related:
  MBA program    Executive MBA  
  Online MBA    MBA Job  
  Distance learning MBA    Online MBA programs  
  MBA rankings  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  Nurse
Education:College,  Post-graduate,  Junior High School
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Psychology
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Going back to school
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lidvall is an MBA graduate from the University of Colorado and received his CPA from the state of Minnesota.
We have a large number of MBAs from reputed business schools enrolling into the CFA Program, as they wish to deepen their knowledge and sharpen their skills in the area of finance.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The server logs of these MBAs would be a lot fatter if graphic design were the same thing as user interface design.
It is heartening to learn that the MBAs at Macro International, a $50 million management consulting firm, are right up to date and using Windows 95 with Netscape 4.
John Fielding,
CEO

MBAs accepting positions are reporting somewhat lower salaries, reflecting the general state of the economy: $79,594 this year compared to $84,645 last year.
SmallBusinessPoint professional MBA's have a combination of experience in commercial banking, marketing, finance, supply chain management, and business ownership.
All members of our professional staff are experienced business consultants with MBAs and significant experience managing closely held businesses.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

OPTIMEYES MBA's Appointment Scheduler module addresses the traditional needs of appointment scheduling with several unique features!
OSU MBAs are recruited by several hundred companies including: AMR Corp.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MBAs are lining up right now to buy the Netscape Application Server middleware for $35,000/CPU.
BrassRing MBA's online ordering system will allow employers to purchase your Resume Book products and services via the Internet.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Procter and Gamble used to tell its newly hired MBAs that they would never want to quit because they would never find so many smart people in one place.
 
 
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