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Topic: MBNA

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker, Lawyer

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Interest(s):

Business, Real estate, Community Theatre

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The MDA/ MBNA credit card program offers a dues payment program available to recent graduates who graduated from dental school or graduate training within the last five years.
The MBNA Foundation intends to continue the MBNA Maine Scholars Program indefinitely but always reserves the right to change conditions or procedures or to discontinue the program at any time.
The MBNA Foundation intends to continue the MBNA Delaware Scholars Program indefinitely but always reserves the right to change conditions or procedures or to discontinue the program at any time.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The MBNA Foundation is a charitable organization that provides scholarships and grants to improve the quality and availability of education, human services, and the arts in our communities.
Students are required to notify the MBNA Delaware Scholars Program of any changes in address, school enrollment, or other relevant information.
The MBNA Cleveland Scholars Advisor Program provides scholastic and career guidance to assist in each student's professional development.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Shawna Robinson and Kenny Wallace had identical fast laps Monday in a test of four NASCAR Winston Cup drivers preparing for the March 10 MBNA America 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway.
Mike Skinner set the fast lap Tuesday in another day of testing for NASCAR Winston Cup drivers preparing for the March 10 MBNA America 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Financial Services Through MBNA Platinum Plus MasterCard - Designed to deliver a superior level of service, the Platinum Plus MasterCard from MBNA is the card PBA members have selected as their card of choice.
MBNA, the largest independent Visa and MasterCard issuer, says its service offers a more secure way to shop online.
MBNA is one of the largest credit card issuers offering ICCA members a professional credit card with NO annual fee and ICCA name imprint on card.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MBNA may replace your existing credit card with one of its own branded cards immediately or upon renewal of your existing account.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Sam 2005-02-22 23:27:44	what does MBNA means?
From: marion winsor 2005-03-01 08:05:06	Is there a branch office of MBNA in Sarasota fl.?
From: What is the billing address for the mbna 2005-06-13 13:07:03
From: agnes tackett 2005-08-14 22:39:11	i need to access my account but i forgot my account # can you help

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