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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: MBNA Visa

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jackson, Jennifer Aniston, Eminem

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Typewriter

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Dream job(s):

Movie star

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

The Guinness Book of Records

Interest(s):

Economics

Favorite movie(s):

Back to the Future

Likes to wear:

Fubu, Bangles, Hip hop gear

Listens to:

Shania Twain, Billy Gilman, Destiny's Child

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

MBNA, the largest independent Visa and MasterCard issuer, says its service offers a more secure way to shop online.
MBNA, which processes calls to Visa or MasterCard's 800 numbers, is pretty much recession-proof.

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