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Topic: McCain

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Most admires:

Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, George W Bush

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

President of the United States

Favorite era(s):

1950s

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan

Favorite great leader(s):

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Interest(s):

Politics

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, Electronic Frontier Foundation, National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

McCain's wife and father-in-law also were the largest investors (at $350,000) in a Keating shopping center; the Phoenix New Times called it a "sweetheart deal.
Bush was expected to coast to the GOP presidential nomination, but with John McCain's success in Michigan, all bets are off.
Senator John McCain recently indicated he also will introduce a bill to increase the cap.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

John McCain's Amateur Sports Integrity Act, which the Arizona Republican introduced in 2001 to make gambling on college, high school and Olympic sports illegal.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I mean, obviously this has been said a thousand times, but McCain's strategy is New Hampshire, and the idea that it's the first domino, et cetera, et cetera.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Taking you to the website of McCains of Birkdale, if you are not redirected in 3 seconds then please click here.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Kerry, McCain's companion in the White House mission, became a prominent antiwar activist after serving in Vietnam and joined like-minded veterans in symbolically returning his medals during one Washington demonstration.
Your remarks of the Confederate Battle Flag are cowardice just as was john McCains when he visited South Carolina.
McCain's force contained 5 carriers that would be needed to defend the passage ways to the invasion area from Japanese attack.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Senators McCain and Feingold are also expected to submit a resolution to invoke the Congressional Review Act, which if approved by both houses of Congress and signed by President Bush, would overturn the FEC regulations.
Virtually all of the critics have agreed that McCain-Feingold is probably unconstitutional and have placed their trust in the protection of five Supreme Court justices as the last bastion of Constitutional government in our Republic.
Bush needs McCain's help to court independent-minded voters and unite the GOP for a tough race against Democratic Vice President Al Gore.

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