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Topic: Paul McCartney

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Most admires:

Yoko Ono, Michael Jackson

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Sixties

Favorite movie(s):

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Stand by Me

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Listens to:

The Beatles, Rock and Roll, Rolling Stones

Favorite TV show(s):

Saturday Night Live

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite era(s):

1970s, 1960s

Favorite quote(s):

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

From Bunghole to eBay Sewage smell closes two Dayton parks Paul McCartney's new wife was peed on Sex, Lies and Videotape The future of toilets Thai resort considers banning elephants Poop stories from CollegeStories.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sir Paul McCartney's wife appears in next month's edition of the Red magazine wearing a chiffon dress valued at 555 ($888)

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The muggers took every valuable item the McCartneys were carrying - camera, jewellery, money and even the cassettes on to which Paul had recorded demos of the songs he planned to record.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Peppers is a fantastic mixture of Paul McCartneys extra-ordinary talent for creating memorable melody, John Lennons superbly poignant lyrics and chord sequencing and the production skills of George Martin.
Paul McCartney's guest appearances on Donovan recordings weren't limited to whispering "quite rightly" on "Mellow Yellow;" he also had a guest appearance on "Atlantis," providing backing vocals and playing tambourine.
Paul McCartney's new band features Rusty Anderson and Brian Ray on guitars, Paul 'Wix' Wickens on keyboards and Abe Laboriel Jr.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Thematically Paul McCartney's work is multi-layered and rigorous in composition, but what is most characteristic is the free association with which he responds to landscapes, lighting or other visual stimuli and the way in which he activates his inner stock of images.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Queen has special significance for Paul McCartney's career as a painter, for when Paul was eleven, he won an essay competition held in honour of her coronation, and the Mayor of Liverpool presented him with a prize.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

SIR Paul McCartney's Scottish home has become his lull of Kintyre, with locals saying he has not set foot there for over two years.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Paul McCartney's bowed out of the 25th Annual Kennedy Center Honors ceremony, although no one knows exactly why.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

On the week of May 5-11, TV Guide featured a large article about Paul McCartney's Wingspan TV special which aired on ABC on May 11th.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Paul McCartney's 7-month pregnant daughter Mary was left battered and bruised after being viciously mugged in a London street in June.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: cleo mathers 2005-01-24 16:15:08	is Paul McCartney related to Jesse McCartney?
From: 2005-02-13 12:57:18
From: Eleanor 2005-02-24 12:57:43	How old was Paul McCartney when he got his first girlfriend?(That he slept with)
From: 2005-05-05 11:33:31	are jesse and paul related??
From: Yurima 2005-06-14 23:00:37	Please, do you know about Paul McCartney's adress? can you say me what is? PLEASE,PLEASE, IS URGENT, SO IMPORTANT!!! answer me in: yuricornio_azul@yahoo.com.mx THANKS SO MUCH!!!
From: Yurima 2005-06-14 23:02:53	Please, do you know about Paul McCartney's address? can you say me what is? PLEASE,PLEASE, IS URGENT, SO IMPORTANT!!! answer me in: yuricornio_azul@yahoo.com.mx THANKS SO MUCH!!!
From: none of yours 2005-06-29 19:10:33	RETARDED! and those who spent time on it and created it, are fat retards as well. I never saw such a dumb site in my life. I guess this crap is suppose to be funny, but I have yet to find something that's actually funny on this site. it's lame as hell! One advice to those involved with this, keep your day job, if this IS your day job, you need to find a new one lol. I was lame to even think this was a website I could find useful, but you have to admit the name is deceiving ... ask the brain... more like ask the buttholes. I know people with down syndrome that are smarter than you all.
From: ashley k 2005-07-08 20:34:33	is pual mccartney jesse mccartney's dad?
From: gracie 2005-07-14 20:48:43	is jesse and paul related?
From: Ramona Flores 2005-07-16 18:54:59	I am SICK AND TIRED of people asking if Paul is related to Jesse McCartney. If he was related to Paul, he would probably have some TALENT. It's an insult to Paul to even ask that.
From: 2005-08-28 19:25:56	is paul macartney jesse macartneys dad
From: 2006-02-08 23:18:13	is Jesse mccartney Pual Mccartneys son
From: Gabriela 2007-12-21 12:31:06	jesse mccartney is or not son of paul??????????????
From: Rennie 2007-06-12 20:12:57	What is Jesse McCartney's exact address?I want to find out right now for a project!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Stella 2006-06-12 14:31:12	I really need Paul McCartney's adress. Could someone tell me what it is? please, please, It's sooo important. answer me in: stella_friberg@hotmail.com.

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