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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Oprah Winfrey
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Webmaster,  Social worker
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Interest(s):Real estate,  Photography
Favorite great thinker(s):Samuel Morse
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Favorite sportsperson(s):Babe Ruth (baseball)
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills
Favorite type of dance(s):Swing
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

WEB PhoneBook MD™ is a client/server database application that generates dynamic HTML pages.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Victim - activist - web master Eleanor White , founder of her media awareness project , offers a formula for educating MDs.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Membership allows you access to the MDS classified ads, which are located in the Members Only section of the Web site.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MDS is a professional web and graphic design studio offering a wide range of quality solutions for your visual identity and online presence.
WEB PhoneBook MD has been designed and developed for Intranet users.
In 1994 MDS gave up the business of PMS Software and concentrated on Add-On's and Online Communication and Web-Server Products.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Web MD's Health and Wellness Center.
The contents of this web site may not be reproduced or reused without the express written permission of MDS.
Search the Web Search just MdS.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

WEB PhoneBook MD is a very intuitive program and can be setup easily by System Administrator with the help of the System Setup Guide.
WEB PhoneBook MD is licensed per processor.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Physicians and Surgeons With cosmetic surgeons leading the way, local MD's are joining the New Orleans Web.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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jo
2004-11-14 10:36:27
what would cause you to spit up blood?
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can psoriosis affect the internal organs
2004-12-08 21:18:05
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bill
2004-12-11 16:40:18
can you treat infintigo with zinc
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jessie
2004-12-20 23:51:00
what will cause constant chest pains, dizziness and throwing up and light hededness. sick everytime you eat or drink anything?
From:
dale richardson
2004-12-31 10:42:36
i have a brain stem lesion what can be done about it? and also i was told it could be canser
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Sheila
2005-01-02 18:50:17
What is multiple symptom atrophy?
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bonnie
2005-01-05 10:22:16
what would cause your lower legs to swell
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sandy
2005-01-07 21:43:59
what would spots on the liver be, and what would cause it?
From:
beverly
2005-01-08 21:39:53
What causes bleeding from the bowel? not in the stool but, bleeding like water
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2005-01-10 10:13:08
what causesharding of the arties
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shirley
2005-01-10 13:25:36
palpetion in the stomach radiating to back with a shaking feelling in right arm opon raising, goes away in time after bowel movement
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Marian
2005-01-12 11:48:05
Had dental surgery last Friday. Roof of mouth has been painful. Was told today it was viral inflammation-herpatic(not sure of spelling) leisions. would get better by itself. cannot find anything specific online. some comments indicate cancer. what do you think?
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eugene
2005-01-14 11:44:35
cloged ears
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smoking
2005-01-14 12:00:21
I would like to know how long does nicotine effects stay in the body systems when you quit smoking. how many days before you can know if it is gone? email addy is tkeown@hotmail.com
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sue
2005-01-19 08:48:15
What are the risks for surgery on a preemie changing the central line from the umbilical cord to the neck due to a staph infection in the central line?? susan.arko@district196.org
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Thelma
2005-01-25 23:01:20
I have pain in my shins constantly. Also my ankles swell. I do have sciatic nerve problems but everything is hurting now. My sciatic nerve is making me have pain down to my feet. What can I do I feel every joint also especially where the top of the leg joins the body! sincerely, Thelma
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Paul
2005-01-27 10:19:34
What would cause blood(dark red) in a bowel movement
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glynda
2005-02-01 22:39:54
how do you treat tubal pregency.chances of misscarge.
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donna
2005-02-07 17:14:13
what is it called when your blood cells look like a cats eye
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sharon
2005-02-11 12:46:13
what makes me so tired I want to sleep all nite and nap twice a day.I take lipitor,lexapro and synthroid: thyroid levels check ok and BP normal: 60 yr old Female.
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Jim White
2005-02-13 15:02:51
Iam diebedic and want to know if Mobic will raise my sugar level?
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T arnold
2005-02-17 00:35:47
what will cause constant chest pains and light headed
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Suzy
2005-02-20 16:48:02
What would cause, blood in urine, night sweats, chills, bloody nose and blood in ear canal, vomiting, fatigue or angxiety, abdominal pain, distenden stomach, absess in right armpit, long periods of memery loss, migrain headache behind left eye, heart palpatations(maby from angxiety. please help
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steve minyard
2005-02-21 16:23:02
what is ceehelexix
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roger hensley
2005-02-27 14:36:45
What is Costo-chondutis
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tom
2005-03-03 04:50:35
what is amoxil
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doug n
2005-03-08 16:27:17
What are side efecks of RANITIDINE What is it taken for (150mg)
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pam gilliam
2005-03-10 11:37:15
i have had blurry vision for a long time especially when i do book work or read for just a few minutes no longer than 5 minutes, i have to sleep to get my visin clear again, also for the past 2 months my eye lids jerk and quiver at least 100 times aday, do you have any idea of what is wrong? i have seen my eye doctor and all i got was $700.00 new glass's and no help.
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Yvonne K
2005-03-10 15:40:09
I have Chronic lymphocytic Leukemia,What are the best treatment's, What can I do, to help myself??
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Natasha D
2005-03-14 22:44:29
My hands and feet have been swollen off on and on for the last couple of days I have been feeling like throwing up mostly up untill about 1:00 in the afternoon and my breast especially around the nipples are soar could this be a sign of I am pregnant?
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2005-03-15 12:07:14
what is the difference between zyrtec and claritin?
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Lou L.
2005-03-26 20:06:16
Side effects from taking Zocor
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wade
2005-03-30 12:23:07
what is lumbar arthodesis/
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Kevin
2005-03-31 03:52:16
what? are crycord pressure implants
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alice
2005-04-01 00:36:56
i was in the hosp. for 6 days with gastro probs. they found out i was a diabitic. sense i came home my tongue is bright red. what could have caused that
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WARREN
2005-04-03 15:57:43
DOG BITE WHAT SHOULD I DO,DOG HAS NO RABIES,VERY CLEAN
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shelia
2005-04-04 19:16:21
I need imformation on a drug called temazepam. What is it used for and the side effects.
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2005-04-15 20:39:08
what are the side effects if males take arginmax for women?
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Mrs. Bennett
2005-04-17 17:33:47
I need the write up for TOPROL-XL given my husband to take before he goes to find out if he has a blocked arterie
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Mrs.G. Marshall
2005-04-19 19:32:43
To Mrs.Bennett= The Doctor I had been seeing since 1999, put me on Toprol-XL, why I don't know-but I normally have a low blood pressure 80-90/50-60, but I was passing out, while on this medication, I had a clot or something on the left leg, 1/2 way up my thigh, she just brushed it off as nothing, so I got out the information sheet on side affects and what the Toprol-XL was for - FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! Out of all the side effects listed, I was expericing 99% of these, I am very ill with many diseases from having a mascetomy when I was 32 yrs old, now 56,, in 1998 the best Doctor I have ever had, took his time and was sincere in caring for me, but do the the lawsuits from implants and he and other Doctors in Houston, Tx being threaten by Manufactor's and Their Lawyers, I had to find another Dr., well last year she put me on 4 medications, been pulled off the market for the side-effects, in which I went to the ER so many times, and Toprol-XL was one of them, she would not admit me on any of these medications she had given me and check me out and treat me! I would certainly check out to the fullest way before your husband takes this medication, I found out the hard way, trusting my doctor-WRONG-keep researhing, I was dizzy, passing-out and out cold, my husband, thank the lord was at home one time when I stopped breathing, and 2x/s at the Dr.'s Office, they did nothing. Thankfully, I have found a new Doctor, and she is sending to various specility Drs, she cares, takes her time with you, and listens to your problems and does not push you out of the office as fast as she can get through with me. A second opinion is certainly well worth it if your husband's Dr. does not check all out before prescribing this medication, as I was. You can reach me at elegance1148@yahoo.com if you wish, I will help in any way I can, and will tell you the other drugs that almost killed me! Hope all is well and will look for you on my e-mail within the next few days. 4-19-05 G. Marshall
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2005-05-10 14:55:28
sensations in shoulder. like stinging
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Faye
2005-05-13 20:51:33
Gallstones do they have to remove the gallblader
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kay
2005-05-14 09:57:31
2 year old, suddenly woke up with vocal resonance sounding like he is hearing impaired or stroke like. Comprehension and memory in tact. No facial drooping. Having CT scan/MRI done. Any ideas?
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Joe Lantz
2005-05-16 05:25:38
I am experiencing some somewhat new problem. It deals with dizziness. Possibly 50 to 60 % of the time it will not hit me real hard until I have moved 15 or most feet after getting on my feet or straightening up from a bent or crouched position. Then my head will start to experience this dizzy sensation, and I usually find that I have to stop, get ahold of something and lower my head for a number of seconds. Then it might go away. I am presently on the following meds:Levothyroxin (1 ea .112 mg daily), Amitriptyline (1 to 3 25 mg daily)clonazepam (1 mg at bedtime),Lovostatin (40 mg at bed time)I am taking B-12 shots once a month plus 1000mcg tablet each day: Naproxen (500 mg 1 tab. 2 per day for pain, when pain is real bad methodone 5 mg one tablet by mouth 2 times a day: 81 mg Aspirin one at bed time. I was taken off of Tegratol 200 mg 4 times daily about 3-4 months ago. I was diagnosed with Seizures in 1990, (3 grand mal and no idea about any of the other 34 brands of seizures they claim to be. When these dizzy spells hit, at the conclusion I will have a dull ache at the base of my neck for a little while, then it all clears up.. I am a 50%(PTSD) and 0 % hearing loss from Tinitus Disabled American Veteran, doctoring at VAMC Reno. It seems to me that these spells are comming on somewhat of a more frequency. My regular Dr's are Dr. C Calvanese and Dr. Parker for regular care. I have my blood taken every 3 months, My blood press. is usually around 120 over 70 or so. Heartbeat is ususally about 75 I am a 66 yr old male, weight 210 and hight about 73 inches. I thank you for your time ahead of any reply, should you feel my situation is warranted. Waiting your reply Joe Lantz SS 517-40-0183 E mail knowbody1938@sbcglobal.net 331 Ponderosa Ave Portola, CA 96122
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maria
2005-05-29 20:40:56
is it ok to swallow seimen
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Maurine Burns
2005-05-31 10:10:30
I have had X-Rays and found that I have 4 degenerated disc's in my back 2 severe and 2 bad. They put me on therapy, now I am under goind epidural injections and nothing seems to work, I guess the disc are putting pressure on my siatic nerve, will anthing else help other than surgery and what will they do when and if they operate? I take pain medicine two or three times a day and I don't want to do that the rest of my life, but I cannot stand or walk for very long. Also I do have a stimulator that I use three or four times daily and that helps for a little while.Thanks. You my email address is burnsoilco@twinmounds,com Thanks again Maurine Burns
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cyndy
2005-06-01 19:52:47
i have oil like substance in my bowl it is like you put orange food coloring in vegtable oil and put it in the toilet after a bowl movement. i'm on no medication. any ideas?
From:
Rose
2005-06-03 08:41:24
Sometimes I have a pinching pain on the left side of my temple. The location varies, but still in that area. Could this be realted to a brain tumor, or a possible clogged artery?
From:
brian
2005-06-07 08:20:21
can you tell me more about infintigo? how contagious? what causes?
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susan
2005-06-12 14:10:03
husband has pain in groin area between thigh, what is it?
From:
vickey
2005-06-25 20:45:19
can you have shingles never have skin blisters?
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Cecilia
2005-07-02 14:26:55
I am currently taking Wellbutrin XL for depression, I have been on many different meds on and off for the last 8 and half years. I also just started taking Atenolol for high blood pressure, which has also helped me with my aggressive behavior towards my husband. I am also overweight and can seem to keep weight that I lose off. I have also had a Hysterectomy about 4 years ago and are on HRT. I want to try Relacore for losing weight but I'm not sure if I can since I am on regular medication.
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lora
2005-07-03 16:01:49
what is esophageal varices
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joycepotter
2005-07-06 22:44:44
What is metastatic prostate cancer??????
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kathy g.
2005-07-12 22:27:28
what will cause sharp pain in the shoulder/collar bone area after eating?
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bryan
2005-07-18 22:09:51
face is swollen
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judi padowitz
2005-07-21 08:29:04
Dear Sirs: My 16 year old daughter was raped on June 27, 2005. We believe that she was drugged by either rohypnol or gamma-hydrowxbutyric. How long do these drugs stay in the system. Can they be dectected in hours after the rape occured? This is of the utmost importance, as she is going through a very bad time with all of this. Her blood was taken 3 weeks ago and still have yet to get results. Please, please respond asap. Thank you and sincerely. Judi
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phoenix teen
2005-07-23 03:34:44
Does eating chocolate cause you to get pimples or aggrevate acne?
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richmond
2005-07-24 18:37:46
I got my period and it's a bright orange red color, is something wrong with me?
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SHERRY HARRIS
2005-08-12 11:23:34
IWOULD LIKE TO KNOW SOME INFO ON ENDOMETREOSIS
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Lorickal@yahoo.com
2005-09-01 22:51:01
Why is NLD not listed under the umbrella of Autism
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charlyn
2005-09-14 00:15:10
I AM STAYING HOT ALL THE TIME NO RELIEF. ALSO NOT SLEEPING WELL. STOMACHE STAYS BLOATED,AND I AM SO MOODY.WHAT COULD BE WRONG?
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kay nelson
2005-09-18 21:20:15
what is helicoeacter pylory
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kay nelson
2005-09-18 21:23:43
what is helicobacter pylori
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Jeana Hartless
2006-01-25 17:32:33
I am concerned about my gallblader. I have chronic heartburn, I have constant acic reflux, I have a pain that goes from the front of my chest through the back between the shoulder blades. Spicy foods USED to set it off, now most of the time that I eat I end up with the symptoms above, ANY IDEAS? I am concerned due to the fact that I am 29 yrs old, I am A nurse, I have some idea of symptoms. Thank you for your time
From:
EVELYN
2006-07-15 22:18:38
TELL ME ALL YOU CAN ABOUT THE DRUG THERAPY FOR SEVERE ANEMIA< CALLED Venifor
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