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Topic: Weights and Measures

Related:
  Weight    Measure  
  Weight Loss    Lose Weight  
  Measure    Body Weight  
  Weight Gain    Height Weight  
  Weights and Measures Conversion    Weight Training  
  Weight Control    Tables of Weights and Measures  

 
 
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Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Penis
Favorite actor(s):Arnold Schwarzenegger
Appearance:Muscular
Interest(s):Maths,  Chemistry
Favorite great thinker(s):Archimedes,  Christian Huygens,  Gabriel Fahrenheit
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite movie(s):American Beauty
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Bodybuilding,  Walking
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Being normal
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Issuance and renewal of scheduled articles and weights and measures licences within 2 weeks after payment is received.
Weights and Measures In order to ensure any weighing or measuring undertaken for trade is correct, staff make regular visits to trade premises.
Weights and Measures / Trading Standards approved and Certified On-board Weighing Systems, and that's a fact.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Scale weight measures water and waste in the body as well as fat so there can be several pounds of fluctuation from day to day especially in women.
The weight measures were first expressed as a percentage overweight value, taking the persons height and age into account.
BUSINESS: Weights and measures are mainly metric, but several old Chinese weights and measures are still used.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The International Bureau of Weights and Measures computes TAI once each month by averaging data from many laboratories.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Weights and Heights can be associated with each of these Units of Measure allowing the package to be even more specific for the sale and purchase of this item.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Weights and Measures offers wide and thorough knowledge of weighing, measurement of volume/flow, measurement of length, and analysis of precious metals.
Weights and Measures Section: Scales and other machines for measuring length and volume are tested at high level of quality control.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Weights and measures: Metric Visas: All EU, American and other visitors are required to have a valid full passport and onward ticket.
Boulogne weights and measures, like Boulogne coins, are well known to French antiquaries.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Shivani
2005-03-15 03:51:57
My daughter's DOB is 05-04-2001. tell me what is the standard height and weight.
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