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Topic: Microsoft Windows Media Player

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, DVD player

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Myst, Counter Strike

Listens to:

Techno, Ambient

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft Windows Media Player for Solaris Uses Unsafe Default Permissions.
Microsoft Windows Media Player - - This player is currently the second most popular and will also play older versions of the RealAudioTM format.
Microsoft's Windows Media Player and Real Network's Real Jukebox also play.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Microsoft Windows Media Player - Required to read MP3, MPEG, MOV video clips and more.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Microsoft Windows Media Player provides one of the highest quality codecs for video and audio on the Internet.
Microsoft Windows Media Player - You can listen to our online radio station, Z-WAVE if you have Microsoft Windows Media Player.
Microsoft Windows Media Player required for webcast, click here for more information.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows Media Player is the multimedia software developed by Microsoft to provide users with the ability to view multimedia content.
Windows Media Player screenshot Media Player is Microsoft Software that comes bundled with Windows.
Microsoft Windows Media Player: Check to be sure your modem is set to operate at the highest possible speed.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'media microsoft player window' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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