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Topic: Windows Media Player

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Solitaire, Counter Strike

Listens to:

Techno, Ambient

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Windows Media Player Setup window will recommend you exit all applications before continuing with the player installation.
Windows Media Player will not work with Netscape brower but will work with Internet Explorer.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Windows Media Player 7 links in Funstuff need to be associated with an Internet Explorer browser for best results!

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Windows Media Player or an MP3 compatible audio player must be on your computer to hear clips.
Windows Media Player plays the uncompressed formats fine.
Windows Media Player is required to play some streamed video and audio content.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft Windows Media Player lets you play and manage multimedia files and streamed multimedia content.
Windows Media Player for Solaris offers Windows Media playback options.
Windows Media Player and Quicktime files are the only formats accepted.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows Media Player is automatically installed if you are using Windows XP, Windows 2000, or Windows ME.
Windows Media Player is the multimedia software developed by Microsoft to provide users with the ability to view multimedia content.
Windows Media Player comes standard with newer versions of Microsoft Internet Explorer and Microsoft Windows.

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