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Topic: Questions online American Medical

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Cellular, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Private Detective

Favorite body part(s):

Hair, Heart

Interest(s):

Computers, Numerology, Astrology

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Has cancer, Taking Viagra

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

ONLINE DOCTORS There are many doctors and health professionals on the internet who will respond to medical questions.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are pleased to now offer telephone/online consultations and records review for those patients wanting specific personal medical questions answered or those unable to visit one of our centers in person.
An online consultation consists of completing questions about your general medical health.
Sites like the Minnesota Medical Association at and the American Medical Association at are online and ready to answer questions and answers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

By combining the connectivity of the Internet and threaded discussion technology MedPanel brings medical experts together online to provide rapid analysis and feedback for industry questions.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Reference Books allows you to search through nearly 40 renowned medical texts online to give you just the right resources to answer clinical questions.
Online reply of questions related to laparoscopic surgery from surgeons, medical students and general public.
Online answers to your medical questions.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Durable Medical Equipment Resource Center, available online at This site seems to be geared towards the medical providers and to anyone who may have medical billing questions.
To ask medical questions online, we recommend a visit to the urology channel's patient-doctor forum: UrologyForum.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: helen 2005-01-08 10:32:49	Why did doctor order two stress tests?One a four hour fasting no caffine, no nicotine and other straight tests no restrictions.
From: Dave 2005-02-17 12:51:48	I have strictures. I have had a foley for 6 weeks. My bladder no longer wants to let me void. The doc says the foley or self-chaterization for life is the only treatment for the problem. Is this true
From: 2005-06-04 14:36:51	What causes redness in the lower leg and ankle and foot and the skin is very warm to the touch
From: Holly 2007-09-12 18:35:57	Why is my 7 year old still having accidents during the day and urintating every night in bed?
From: 2007-09-12 18:36:35	Why does my 2 year old have A LOT of body hair?

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