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Topic: Medical Problems

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  Problems    Medical  
  Medical Center    Problem Solving  
  Health Problems    Medical Information  
  Medical News    Medical Research  
  Medical Treatment    Medical Conditions  
  Medical Education    Medical School  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Eyes
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

PROBLEMS IN MEDICAL REHABILITATION The majority of complaints were not about specific facilities or professionals but instead described general problems.
Medical problems are managed through regular examinations and diagnostic procedures.
John Fielding,
CEO

Medical Credit Service is an outsourcing company that resolves billing problems for current receivables.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Medical problems such as exercise-induced asthma or exercise-related menstrual disorders can also be evaluated.
Treating medical problems by teaching patients how to eat the right foods in the right amounts.
Some are medical problems (like diabetes and other nerve diseases) that can be treated.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Medical care must be planned and completed to identify and then alleviate actual physiological problems rather than placing an emphasis on psychological manifestations and continued testing.
Medical problems and physical disabilities often affect sexual abilities and require significant physical and psychological adjustments.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Persistent medical problems caused by the low gravity and high radiation conditions are treated by new designer drugs and symbiotic life form implants.
Medical astrology is the full-blown investigation and diagnosis of medical problems via astrology.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The medical problems associated with sexual immorality are horrendous enough without such activity being sanctioned in the name of God.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Other medical problems such as inflammatory bowel disease or bowel infection can cause hemorrhoid-like symptoms.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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2004-11-08 17:07:40
i have really bad pains in my left side and inthe bottom of my stomach round about my overy
From:
mitch
2005-03-26 20:10:53
i have bleeding that has been strong for seven days.its not that time of the month,and the pain is driving me crazy?
From:
Melanie
2005-03-31 20:27:33
I have spotting and bleeding between my menstral cycle, what could be wrong?
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