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Topic: Medical Reference

Related:
  Reference    Medical  
  Medical Center    Medical Information  
  Medical News    Medical Research  
  Medical Treatment    Medical Conditions  
  Medical Education    Medical School  
  Reference Books    Medical Doctor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Skin,  Hair
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Interest(s):Psychology,  Biology
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Other, specific bibliographic references can be found in the library database of the Department of Medical Cybernetics and AI at the University of Vienna.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All appointments are subject to medical clearance, Disclosure checks, 2 satisfactory references and copies of relevant qualifications and other certificates.
There are references to "Trust Medical Equipment" and so on, which probably should be dealt with under the heading of the Department of Health, Social Services and Public Safety.
Our LINKS PAGE provides references to professional organizations for further assistance regarding appropriate medical care and other resources.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Emotional shocks In the chronicles of medical case histories, there are periodic references to cases which can be traced back to a traumatic event as the onset of the patients ill health.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This is the most convenient feature of most of the popular drug references and is the main reason why PDAs are carried around by physicians and medical students.
Written by medical billing experts, these valuable references are available to help operate your business.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is sent via e-mail on a quarterly basis and contains abstracts and references to current research published in medical journals or presented at scientific meetings.
References to articles from medical journals and health-related publications including full text information from pamphlets and medical reference books as well as selected journal articles.
References to the scientific and medical literature and abstracts from these research studies are also available.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

He vaguely references plaintiff's grave medical condition with the specious statement that defendants Grant and Stewart were very lenient in allowing plaintiff to use leave to take care of her physical problems.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

While the medical literature is full of references to vaccines causing many neurological diseases and depressing the immunity, these facts are often glossed over when vaccinations are discussed.
 
 
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