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Topic: Medical Treatment

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  Treatment    Medical  
  Medical Center    Medical Information  
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  Medical Conditions    Medical Education  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Interior decorator
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Heart,  Hair
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Which medical treatments require prior certification or mandatory utilization review?
Links the treatments or services necessary to obtain an optimum level of medical care required by a patient and provided by appropriate providers.
Medical research and clinical treatments at Penn and other top medical schools and hospitals utilize and concurrently develop advanced technology.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Medical treatments including diets, exercise, behavior modification and pharmacological treatments have all been proven to fail.
While medical treatments are available to relieve many problems experienced by hospice patients, there is little to offer that will reverse weight loss.
Medical treatments are often frustrating and are generally not very effective in treating severe obesity.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A medical patent is under way for HIV and AIDS treatments which do not allow the HIV and AIDS viral cell mutation to continue.
Oregon Medical Press is dedicated to providing a fair and thorough evaluation of herbs and other natural compounds as complementary cancer treatments.
Medical therapies such as radiation and chemotherapy can benefit from Reiki by reducing the negative side effects and promoting the effectiveness of treatments.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Treatments and the prescribing of medications were more precise and specific to the medical diagnosis.
Conventional medical treatments for lupus tend to be toxic and suppress the immune system.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is essential medical personnel be informed of any additional treatments prior to their beginning to prevent undesirable interaction between alternative and conventional medications.
 
 
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