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Topic: Melanoma

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  Melanoma Skin Cancer    Malignant Melanoma  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs,  Heart
Interest(s):Biology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Melanomas of the skin and cancer of the brain and other nervous systems are among the top 15 cancers for white women, but not black women.
Melanomas detected earlier are smaller and more likely to have no effect on the patients' life expectancy.
John Fielding,
CEO

We previously reported the survival benefits for 68 patients with malignant melanoma 5 to 6 years following their participation in a structured psychiatric group intervention.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Melanomas on the torso have a grimmer prognosis than do melanomas on the limbs because less "filtering" by the lymphatic system occurs in that region.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

In men, melanomas are often found between the shoulders and hips, or the head and neck area.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These types of melanomas are more aggressive as they do not have the long horizontal growth phase of the superficial spreading type but are in the vertical invasive mode from the beginning.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

First applied proton beam irradiation for intraocular malignant melanoma to treat these eye tumors without damaging surrounding tissue.
Malignant melanomas have not been induced in animals by exposure to UVR unless this has been given in conjunction with a chemical carcinogen.
There are indications that excessive sun exposure within the first two decades of life increases the risk of malignant melanoma later in life, although the precise nature of the relationship is still uncertain.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Melanoma is a malignant tumor that originates in melanocytes , the cells which produce the pigment melanin that colors our skin, hair, and eyes and is heavily concentrated in most moles.
Malignant melanoma (often shortened to just 'melanoma') is a potentially fatal skin cancer that can be cured in most cases if it is diagnosed and treated early.
Malignant melanoma, which is mainly caused by undue exposure to sunlight, accounts for just 11 percent of skin cancers, but almost all of the deaths.
 
 
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