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Topic: Menstrual

Related:
  Menstrual Cycle    Menstrual Period  
  Menstrual Cramps    Irregular Menstrual Cycles  
  Ciclo menstrual    Calendar denotes your menstrual cycle  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Making love
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Lungs,  Heart
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Sad
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Menstrual cramps and ass fuckers feel almost the same to these young amatuer lolitas.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Menstrual Cycle May Affect Success Of Women Trying To Quit Smoking - Women who quit smoking during the follicular phase of the menstrual cycle experienced less severe symptoms of tobacco withdrawal and depression than women who quit during the luteal phase.
Endometrial cells that are found outside the uterus respond to hormones released during the menstrual cycle in the same way as endometrial cells that are located in the uterus.
The menstrual cycle stops as the weight falls below about seven stones four pounds and may stop earlier if the eating pattern is very abnormal.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Subjects were all in a low estrogen phase of their menstrual cycle as confirmed by menstrual record and plasma estradiol level (42.
This is important because some women suffer from PMS and other menstrual irregularities due to the underproduction of the hormone progesterone during the second half of their cycle.
Helps with menstrual cramps and regulates menstrual flow (You should not practice it during menstrual period.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

MENSTRUAL CRAMPS BLEND This has been a very successful blend that I have used to help alleviate period pains and feelings of general debility associated with that time of the month.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

This is the menstrual cycle and its most conspicuous feature is the most conspicuous feature is the periodic vaginal bleeding that occurs with the shedding of the uterine lining.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The menstrual cycle refers to the maturation and release of an egg, and to the preparation of the uterus to receive and nurture an embryo.
Woman was given the menstrual cycle and the agony of childbirth, but these did not compromise her full punishment.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

However, severe menstrual cramps and heavy vaginal bleeding can indicate an imminent miscarriage and should be evaluated.
 
 
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