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Topic: Menstrual Period

Related:
  Period    Menstrual  
  Late Period    Menstrual Cycle  
  Medieval period    Colonial Period  
  Periods and Movements    Periods Petting and Pregnancy  
  Heavy Periods    Classical period  
  Renaissance period    Victorian period  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Making love,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

PCOS is a complex disorder that affects nearly 10 percent of premenopausal women and is associated with elevated levels of androgens, as well as irregular menstrual periods and reproductive problems.
Women that have heavy menstrual periods or women that do not absorb or intake enough iron can see hair problems.
Getting enough iron is especially important for women with heavy menstrual periods, since they may be losing excessive amounts every month.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Seems to relieve menstrual cramps and scanty periods.
Irregular bleeding may vary from slight staining between menstrual periods to breakthrough bleeding which is a flow much like a regular period.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It is associated with elevated levels of androgens, as well as irregular menstrual periods and reproductive problems.
For painful periods the herb Dong Quai will help to ease menstrual cramps.
The transplanted human uterus produced two menstrual periods before it failed after three months and had to be removed.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

My menstrual periods have ceased or are irregular.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Menstrual cramps, irregular cycles, and heavy periods are a lot to go through month after month - even though it is the magical system that allows women to bear children.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

This is probably why wheat germ oil was utilized in post-World War II days to restore the menstrual periods of women who had been interned in war camps, suffering from poor nutrition and shock.
 
 
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