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Topic: Menstrual Period

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping, Making love, Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Interest(s):

Sex education

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Viagra, Taking Prozac

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

PCOS is a complex disorder that affects nearly 10 percent of premenopausal women and is associated with elevated levels of androgens, as well as irregular menstrual periods and reproductive problems.
Women that have heavy menstrual periods or women that do not absorb or intake enough iron can see hair problems.
Getting enough iron is especially important for women with heavy menstrual periods, since they may be losing excessive amounts every month.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Seems to relieve menstrual cramps and scanty periods.
Irregular bleeding may vary from slight staining between menstrual periods to breakthrough bleeding which is a flow much like a regular period.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It is associated with elevated levels of androgens, as well as irregular menstrual periods and reproductive problems.
For painful periods the herb Dong Quai will help to ease menstrual cramps.
The transplanted human uterus produced two menstrual periods before it failed after three months and had to be removed.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

My menstrual periods have ceased or are irregular.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Menstrual cramps, irregular cycles, and heavy periods are a lot to go through month after month - even though it is the magical system that allows women to bear children.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

This is probably why wheat germ oil was utilized in post-World War II days to restore the menstrual periods of women who had been interned in war camps, suffering from poor nutrition and shock.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: gin 2004-12-08 16:53:53	is there anyway to make it go away faster.. It always seems to come at the wrong time
From: shiela 2004-12-23 12:46:48	having sex at the same time your having your regular menstrual period. Do you get pregnant in that case?
From: 2004-12-28 10:30:55	HOW CAN YOU STOP OR DELAY A MENSTRUAL CYCLE
From: Ruby 2004-12-29 02:35:10	I had sex and then had 1 heavy period. Now my period is late. Could I be pregeant?
From: Unknown 2005-01-28 12:14:31	How those anorexia effect menstral periods?
From: jamie 2005-02-11 13:23:15	can you still get pragrant if you don't have your period?
From: AGGIE 2005-03-03 12:46:12	how can i stop mu menstraul cyle for a litte bit.
From: nancy 2005-04-15 02:22:03	i started my period almost two weeks ago.why do i still see pink when i clean myself
From: Gretchen 2005-04-17 21:42:19	when do you ovulate, before or after your period? and when can you get prgnet?
From: Laura 2005-04-20 12:11:53	Is there a vitamin or herb or anything I can take to delay the start of my next period?
From: angel 2005-04-30 05:15:34	3 days afyter my period, i sex with my boyfriend. Do i get pregnant?
From: Bon 2005-05-10 06:32:54	Cycle was 46 days long - started bleeding light pink on my 46th day - should I consult a doctor
From: m.p 2005-05-16 22:43:44	what happen if your period is 3 days late?
From: 2005-06-04 07:49:40	how can i stop or delay my menstrual period
From: terry 2005-06-05 16:57:30	can frequent sex delay my menstrual period?
From: tamika 2005-06-09 02:26:09	how to stop your period for a couple of days
From: Anonymis 2005-07-02 01:54:34	If you have an I.U.D are you supposed to have a period? If you dont then can you get really sick? and should it be removed?
From: anoymis 2005-07-06 20:15:59	menstrual period does it supposed to have a foul smelling?

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