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Topic: Mental Retardation

Related:
  Retardation    Mental  
  Mental Health    Mental Illness  
  Mental Disorders    Mental Disability  
  Abuse and Mental    Mental Hospital  
  Mental Health Care    Mental Disease  
  Mental Depression    Mental Health Disorders  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Helen Keller
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Depressive,  Aggressive
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Time magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Interest(s):Psychology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis
Favorite quote(s):"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Self-advocacy groups typically give people with mental retardation and other developmental disabilities their first and most consistent opportunities to develop membership and leadership skills.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Serving school districts and Boards of Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities throughout Ohio, we provide a wide range of contracted management and professional services in a variety of academic and employment settings.
Voluntary provider agencies are located throughout the State of New York, and run programs for people with mental retardation and developmental disabilities that are authorized or certified by the State.
Various locations throughout New York State New York State Office of Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities offers free training programs open to individuals with disabilities and their families as well as professionals.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The journal covers mental health aspects of diagnosis, treatment and habilitation needs of persons with mental retardation and developmental disabilities.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ability's Mental Retardation Search Engine Achoo Bobby : Web-based tool that analyzes web sites for accessibility to people with disabilities HotBot.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

CHDD Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities Research - Studies of biomedical and behavioral processes that cause developmental disabilities.
Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities Research Centers: An Overview of Current Genetic Research - Vol.
He holds a doctorate in adapted physical education and psychology of mental retardation and developmental disabilities from The Ohio State University.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Board shall post the toll free number for the Ohio Department of Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities and Ohio Legal Rights Service in a visible place in each facility.
If Mental Retardation is present, Developmental Coordination Disorder can be diagnosed only if the motor difficulties are in excess of those usually associated with the Mental Retardation.
Mental Retardation Among Children - Surveillance and research projects on mental retardation among children from the Developmental Disabilities Branch at the Centers for Disease Control.
 
 
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