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Topic: Merchandise

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Credit card,  Golf clubs
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Shopping,  Coloring in,  Trading cards
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Tank tops,  Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Defective merchandise is returned to Manufacturer accompanied by a report of findings indicating the basis of/for rejection and with transportation charges paid by the purchaser.
Merchandise may be returned but within 5 days after receipt and will require prior written authorization.
Merchandise that proves defective due to manufacturing defects may be returned for a period of one year for repair or replacement at Rose Petal's discretion.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

All merchandise that is shipped from the Soulful Pleasures warehouse is new and completely unused by anyone.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Merchandise returned without authorization will be refused, and the carrier will charge you freight in both directions.
Merchandise returned without authorization number will be refused, and the carrier will charge you freight in both directions.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you want to return merchandise for exchange or refund you must call to obtain a Return Authorization number and return it to us within 7 days of shipment to you.
All merchandise is sold as genuine and any stamp, collection or any other merchandise sold by this company may be returned within 14 days for a complete refund less postage and handling expenses which must be borne by the buyer.
All merchandise returned for refund must be received within 30 days from the date of invoice.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All defective merchandise covered under this warranty should be returned by the purchaser or purchasing agent.
Return merchandise authorization (RMA) ensures your computer will never be without a part.
A Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) number is an identification number issued to a customer who needs to return an item back to Sparco.
 
 
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