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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bernito Mussolini
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO
Favorite author(s):Jane Austen
Favorite TV show(s):Drew Carey Show
Interest(s):English,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite movie(s):Titanic
Listens to:Bluegrass
Favorite political figure(s):Fergus O'Connor
Favorite type of dance(s):Tango
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Merrill Lynch sacked 15 employees for circulating pornography to each other by e-mail.
John Fielding,
CEO

The agreement requires Merrill Lynch to separate completely the evaluation and determination of compensation for equity research analysts from Merrill Lynch’s investment banking business.
Merrill Lynch was subsequently sold to CIBC Wood Gundy, and David accepted the opportunity to become Executive Vice President, Managing Director, Wealth Management for the retail network of Research Capital Corporation.
Merrill Lynch has paid a $100-million fine and separated its analysts from its investment banking division after a New York State investigation revealed that analysts touted stocks to the public that they privately slammed.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Merrill Lynch did just that yesterday.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Financial Consultant - Merrill Lynch I wanted to take a few moments to express my gratitude for the use of your unique knee brace.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Merrill Lynch wasn't alone in disguising Enron's malfeasance.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Merrill Lynch is to deploy Open Text's Livelink tool as the collaborative KM solution that will support its technology arm's recently implemented Knowledge Exchange.
Merrill Lynch HSBC launched globally with designs and templates created by our Australian-based team.
Merrill Lynch hope to be able to recognize individual characteristics within their customer groups and target these with specially tailored product ranges.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Merrill Lynch I've also done work for many college programs and school certificates.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

But maybe Merrill Lynch doesn't want the public to know how sloppy things get down there on Wall Street.
 
 
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