Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Message Service

Related:
  Service    Message  
  Customer Service    Web Services  
  Service Provider    Professional Services  
  Member Services    Quality Service  
  Message Board    Local Services  
  Full Service    Send a message  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular,  Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Mail carrier
Favorite TV show(s):Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Spamming
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Messages sent by the user when using the Service may be transmitted through the facilities of third party network and service providers.
Our service is completely automated with computerized call distribution and detailed reporting of all messages.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Services are all about exchanging data in the form of XML messages.
Web Services communicate with one another via messages in a format known as XML.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

SMSjunction service does not allow its members to send text messages to or receive text messages from any address that is outside of the SMSjunction.
The Services may not be used to continue to send chat messages to an Internet user who has indicated their desire to not receive such messages.
Messages that get through have useful information added to the header that you can use to identify the sender or service from which the message came.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The service is accessed by a wireless packet network and allows the user to access the Internet and send short-text messages on their digital wireless phone.
SMS service is an avenue for Maxis net subscribers to send text messages to Maxis Mobile or Hotlink customers via the Web on maxis.
Broadcast messages are to be used in environments where not all Service Location entities have hardware or software which supports multicast.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our service allows you to deliver anything from messages in color to completely interactive multimedia presentations.
These are numeric messages for our technical service representatives to help diagnose service problems in your pump.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Message Service, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.