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Topic: Messaging Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Mobile phone, Cellular, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding ringtones for their phone, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

One approach is to use tools such as instant messaging software that provides all members of the MBA community with information that their colleagues, tutors or lecturers are online at the same time.
Everybuddy is a piece of software for the Linux operating system that acts as a client for several forms of Instant Messaging.
An industrial strength instant messaging system requires a complex combination of hardware and software with full time system support.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

In addition to Instant messaging software you may need bulk email software to promote your business.
VCatch is virus protection software that checks all the files sent or downloaded to your computer via email, web-mail, instant messaging and file sharing applications.
Instant messaging, or IM text chat use popular software with MSN or AOL Messenger.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Alphanumeric paging and wireless messaging software solutions for pagers and cell phones frequently integrated with computer aided dispatch software.
The software has become the global standard for text input on wireless devices and it represents the key enabling technology for instant messaging on wireless phones.
Messaging server software sends SMS and text messages to: pagers, mobile phones, PIMs, wireless devices.

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