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Topic: Scientific Method

Related:
  Scientific    Scientific Research  
  Method How    Research Methods  
  Teaching Methods    Scientific American  
  Scientific Name    Journal of Scientific  
  Scientific American article    Scientific Discovery  
  Method Man    Scientific Management  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Genius
Personality:Analytical,  Philosophical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins
Interest(s):Science,  Psychology,  Maths
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal
Favorite philosopher(s):Descartes,  Immanuel Kant,  Aristotle
Worst habit(s):Arguing
Membership(s):Skeptics
Favorite quote(s):"All truth passes through three stages. First , it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
"The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These are very necessary if farm workers are to benefit from scientific and technical methods of production and protect the prices of their products.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Compression methods and file types for images generated from scientific data also vary.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Our methods are scientific, and although everyone is welcome to join, we do not use seances, witchcraft, Ouija boards or anything of that nature.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

It is the scientific use of the body in methods of self defence, this along with mental conditioning which separates the true Tae Kwon Do practitioner from the street brawler.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

There are no scientific methods for the dating of glass, ceramics and metals with the exception of excavated pottery.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Scientific methods including neuromuscular TENS (transcutaneous electrical neural stimulation) therapy and computerized tomography are utilized to determine the most harmonious jaw and teeth position.
Develop scientific methods of treatment for mental and emotional disorders and the care of persons so afflicted.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Several scientific methods of power and speed training are incorporated into a training package that offers a "can't miss" approach to improving your performance.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Such methods are demonstrably inferior to the scientific method, for only the scientific method welcomes the detection of error; only the scientific method allows for independent verification and replication.
Modern scientific research is discovering today that ancient spiritual ideas come very close to today's most recent discoveries in the field of quantum physics and vibrational healing methods.
The scientific researches are mathematical modeling of hydrophysical processes in the water and the construction of the iterative methods of the solution of linear systems of algebraic equations with strongly non-symmetrical matrixes.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Attending were the police forensic experts who use scientific methods to try and solve crimes.
 
 
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