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Topic: Mike Meyers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Gore, Laurel & Hardy, Eddie Murphy

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Entertainment Weekly

Favorite author(s):

Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway

Favorite TV show(s):

24, Saturday Night Live

Favorite actor(s):

Mike Myers, Ewan McGregor, Mel Gibson

Interest(s):

German

Favorite movie(s):

Austin Powers

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling)

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Sure, Mike Meyers is a likeable guy, though is congeniality all it takes to be funny?

John Fielding,
CEO

Mike Meyers is a dynamic instructor, best selling author and the leading technical authority on A+ certification objectives.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

These are the sort of unequivocal Mike Meyers fanboys who would be pleased with a 90-minute still picture of a muddy rock, provided it had "Yeah, baby!
Is your head spinning at just the thought of Mike Meyers playing the Cat in the Hat?
Mike Meyers plays four people.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Q: Was that Mike Meyers as the obese scotsman Fat Bastard in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me?

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Mike Meyers worked with Tim Gill on hardware and connectivity issues, created the physical site.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Mike Meyers is an extremely good teacher and is very easy to watch and understand.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

When Wayne (Mike Meyers) and his best mate Garth (Dana Carvey) get their show bought by a big company they thinks it is great untill they realized they're being ripped off.
Is it true that Rob Lowe and Mike Meyers are friends, and that's how he got the part in Austin 2?

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