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Topic: Michigan Sex Offender

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, Prison Guard, Priest

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite book(s):

"The Firm" by John Grisham
"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur S Golden

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For the past several months, Michigans Public Sex Offenders Registration file has been online and is available to the public.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The first occured here in Michigan just several weeks ago where a judge felt that we were being unfair to sex offenders.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If you live in Michigan you may check the Public Sex Offender Registry for a list of convicted sex offenders living in your area.
Joining the ranks of other states, Michigan started to require all convicted Sex Offenders to be registered upon conviction.
This file is very easy to use by entering the ZIP code of the Michigan community you live in which will show you the latest listing of convicted Sex Offenders in the community.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: A 2004-12-09 21:39:37	I was wondering can u show me pictures of Antonio Maurice Deshawn Johnson,Antonio Crout, and Antonio Mingas, because i was staying at a friends house and a guy named Antonio ( i didn't know his last name) made me have sex with him
From: bob pennell 2004-12-30 23:18:12	why do the real sex offender arrest people who arent sex offenders? pussy bitches

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