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Topic: Microsoft

Related:
  Microsoft Windows    Microsoft Word  
  Microsoft Internet Explorer    Microsoft Internet Explorer  
  Microsoft Access    Microsoft products  
  Microsoft Office    Microsoft software  
  Support Microsoft    Microsoft Excel  
  Microsoft FrontPage    Microsoft Windows 2000  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Microsoft's announcement Thursday that it will pay its first dividend ever signals that the software giant is growing up _ and may be hard-pressed to repeat the stock leaps and revenue gains of its youth, analysts said.
John Connors, Microsoft's chief financial officer, cautioned that the company sees no immediate upturn in technology spending.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For an order granting permanent injunctive relief as may be reasonably necessary or appropriate to eliminate the effects of Microsoft's violations of the antitrust laws and to restore effective competition in the computer software industry.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft's software development experience as well as the experience of Bonner and Moore has shown that a tiered, component-based solution approach to client/server development has many advantages over traditional application architectures.
Using Internet programming languages such as Macromedia Allaire ColdFusion and Microsoft's ASP it is possible to add so much functionality to your site that it becomes a function in itself.
There are visual tools for various languages, as well as massive systems that essentially disguise Microsoft's hundreds of API functions by overlaying them with macros and additional functions.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Servo Web allows you to install Microsoft's FrontPage Extensions on your account.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You should see a gold lock on Microsoft's Internet Explorer or a blue key on Netscape - this indicates that the browser is in secure mode.
Microsoft's MSN service features both directory listings and search engine results, powered by Inktomi.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

One positive indicator for the year is Microsoft's recent announcement that it will end support for Windows 98 and Windows NT - a move that should spur more PC buying this year.
The money is made selling tools, selling core technologies, and selling Microsoft's own applications that run on the platform.
Other ECP functions are available with some devices if they use Microsoft's ECP standard.
 
 
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