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Topic: Microsoft Windows NT

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A standard Microsoft Windows NT environment is sufficient if the MS Internet Information Server and Microsoft SQL server are already installed.
Microsoft� Windows� NT/2000 provides a system that simplifies database, application, and visual effect programming.
Microsoft released its own SQL database server as a part of its Windows NT Back Office Suite.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

With Windows-NT, Microsoft are likely to be the leading player in flexible enterprise network solutions.
Windows NT Service Pack 6a can be obtained from Microsoft.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft, Windows, Windows NT, and BackOffice are registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.
Microsoft, Windows, Windows NT, and IntelliMouse are registered trademarks of the Microsoft Corporation.
Windows NT and Windows 2000, Windows XP are trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.

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