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Topic: Microsoft Office

Related:
  Office    Microsoft  
  Microsoft Office 2000    Microsoft Office 97  
  Office Building    Home Office  
  Microsoft Office XP    Microsoft Windows  
  Government Printing Office    Post Office  
  Microsoft Word    Box Office  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Teacher
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire,  Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Achieving Microsoft Office Specialist certification verifies that employees have the confidence and ability to use Microsoft Office applications in meeting and exceeding their work challenges.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft Office XP Developer includes enhanced development tools and documentation for developers building Microsoft Office XP solutions.
Microsoft is switching the customization tools and macro languages of their office suite (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, etc.
Microsoft Office files (such as MS Word Documents and Excel Spread Sheets) can contain macros which are "programs" that can be executed when you open these files.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Microsoft Office XP Professional puts the features you need within easy reach at all times.
Microsoft Office XP Professional puts the features needed within easy reach at all times.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MICROSOFT OFFICE XP PROFESSIONAL - Empowering document design tools, integration of voice recognition functionality, and impressive network and web-based sourcing capabilitites make this a significant improvement of the popular Office series.
Microsoft® Office XP Standard is designed for users who require only the core desktop productivity tools, integrating productivity innovations throughout.
Microsoft Office XP Developer delivers tools and components that enable the development of Web-based collaboration, workflow, and data-driven solutions.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft Office 97 is the ultimate suite software package providing the most important applications for today's businesses - Microsoft Word 97, Excel 97, Access 97, PowerPoint® 97 and the new Outlook® 97.
Microsoft Office XP Full Version - Retail Box - The most significant version of Office ever released, Microsoft® Office XP Professional integrates productivity innovations throughout its programs to transform the traditional Office suite into a smarter overall work experience.
MICROSOFT OFFICE 2000 PREMIUM RETAIL BOX NOT AN UPGRADE Microsoft Office has established a position as the most efficient suite of applications for document creation communication and business information analysis.
 
 
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