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Topic: Microsoft Technical Support

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  Technical    Support  
  Microsoft    Microsoft tech support  
  Technical Support for MSN    Technical support for the Dell  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Bus Driver
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  PacMan
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

However, Hostghost does not support problems and questions directly related to the use of FrontPage, instead we will direct you to Microsoft's FrontPage Technical Support.
The engineers have also received extensive training and support for technical readiness and have access to many of the same resources and tools as Microsoft's Systems Engineers.
Dan called Microsoft's Technical Solutions Line, gave them $55, and was connected with an official Microsoft Access technical support person.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

User also acknowledges Provider does not supply direct technical support for Microsoft FrontPage.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
sherrell
2005-08-06 21:07:56
my device manager will not work what should i do 2 fix it cause i can not install my software.
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