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Topic: Microsoft Visio

Related:
  Visio    Microsoft  
  Microsoft Windows    Microsoft Word  
  Microsoft Internet Explorer    Microsoft Internet Explorer  
  Microsoft Access    Microsoft products  
  Microsoft Office    Microsoft software  
  Support Microsoft    Microsoft Excel  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Dream job(s):Teacher,  CEO
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers,  Business
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Familiar with Microsoft Projects, Word, Excel, Visio and Adobe Photoshop as well as experience programming in HTML is preferred.
Although no software is required, students who have access to Microsoft Visio or any other software for creating diagrams are encouraged to make use of that.
Tools used: Visio, Microsoft Visual Basic, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Word.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We provide desktop training for the entire Microsoft Office suite, the NEW Office XP, Visio 2002, Corel and Adobe products.
Microsoft, PowerPoint, Visio, Active X, Windows and Windows NT are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries.
Microsoft, Visio and Windows are registered trademarks and Windows NT is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation.
 
 
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