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Topic: Microsoft Windows

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Add Microsoft Windows shell functionality to your applications with this component package for the Borland developer community!
DDE Microsoft Windows includes a system that allows Windows applications to communicate with each other in order to transfer data.
Microsoft Windows is the most pervasive and easy to use platform available today because of its intuitive graphical user interface.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft Windows Media Player lets you play and manage multimedia files and streamed multimedia content.
This Microsoft Windows application generates reports from a database containing technical and financial information on more than 130 worldwide production centers.
Microsoft is suing the software startup for trademark infringement over the similarity of the Lindows and Windows names.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft Windows XP Professional is a Windows operating system designed for businesses of all sizes, and for individuals who demand the most from their computing experience.
Microsoft Windows NT Server Microsoft Windows NT Server is the easiest server operating system for your most demanding business needs.
Microsoft and Windows are registered trademarks, and Windows NT is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation.

User Talk

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