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Topic: Microsoft Windows XP

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows XP - Windows XP does not come with Microsoft Imaging for Windows � , so XP users will have to use a different TIFF file viewer.
In Windows XP, the Microsoft Java VM is no longer installed automatically; you will have to download it separately.
We are in the process of building a library using the new Microsoft Windows XP icon style.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

In Windows XP Microsoft has made the file browsing prettier using large icons and thumbnail views.
Microsoft worked with the disability community to determine what accessibility improvements to make to Windows XP.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

PowerDVD XP has been tested by Microsoft Windows Hardware Quality Labs and is fully compatible with all Windows operating systems.
Microsoft, Windows 2000, Windows NT and Windows XP are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
Microsoft� Windows� XP Professional is a Windows operating system designed for businesses of all sizes, and for individuals who demand the most from their computing experience.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Yassin Taha
2005-03-31 13:05:58

I need the multi-languages for Windows XP. Where I can find it ? Thank you yassin_taha@lamistour.com.br

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