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Topic: Uncle Mike

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

T S Eliot, Their mother

Favorite possession(s):

Mace, Gun

Favorite TV show(s):

Sabrina, Anne of Green Gables

Favorite sport(s):

Squash

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Low cut hipster jeans

Favorite movie(s):

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Wizard of Oz

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Listens to:

The Prodigy, Country and Western

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby, Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Your best bet may be to start with Uncle Mike's and see what they have that fit.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Made by Uncles Mike's.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Uncle Mike's Salsa - At last, a Premium Salsa combining all of the qualities today's sophisticated Salsa buyer is looking for.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Uncle Mike's swivels, slings and shooting gear; Sidekick holsters and accessories.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Custom-manufactured by Uncle Mike's for scoped Desert Eagles in all calibers.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Tap 10x32 and install an Uncle Mike's machine screw swivel stud.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mike's grandparents opened a grocery store in Zanesville in 1942 and his father, uncle and entire family worked very hard to continue to grow the family business over the years.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

High quality components from Uncle Mike's and PSC Systems are made in the USA.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Billy Conn was Uncle Mike's pride and joy.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Uncle Mikes slide holster (Large Auto)
Uncle Mike's line are well-made, very reasonably priced, and readily available.
Uncle Mikes (affordable, easy to mount)

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