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Topic: MIL STD

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein

Favorite possession(s):

Stereo system, DVD player, Xbox

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Social worker, Interior decorator

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Aviation, Computers

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Listens to:

AC/DC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

MIL-STD-1553 data and command systems.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The mobile and portable equipment shall meet the applicable sections of MIL-STD-810E "Environmental Test Methods and Engineering Guidelines" as follows.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

MIL-STD 810 for vibration, shock and light rain.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

MIL-STD 810E (rain and shock)

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

MIL-STD-810E - Shock and Vibration.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MIL-STD-1576 requires a visual inspection, while MIL-STD-202, MIL-STD-331, and MIL-STD-883 require test such as a bubble leak test.
A world leader in the design and manufacturing of MIL-STD-1553 and ARINC 429 interface modules and bus analysis systems.
NotePAC has been thoroughly tested to MIL-STD 810E and IEC 529 to prove conformance to all design goals for shock and vibration loading.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mil-Std 1750A CPU was specified in all contracts of 1979 - 1984 period.

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