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Topic: One Million

Related:
  Millions    One other  
  All In One    One  
  One year    One way  
  Number One    One I know  
  Back One    One free  
  One Love    One Step  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  President of the United States,  Banker
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The huge one millions polygons count was then optimized in modeler using the qemLOSS2 reduction tools.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Over one million dollars in funding for this program has been obtained through the provincial Healthy Futures for Ontario Agriculture program.
John Fielding,
CEO

One of the most pervasive issues in the American workplace today is the justice of corporations paying millions in bonuses to executives and haggling over pennies with salaried and hourly employees.
Every one penny improvement in profits per share can increase shareholder value by millions of dollars.
Organizations spend millions of dollars to install ERP systems that promise increased productivity by integrating operational information into one system.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

One offers to the source of refuge 100 millions of Universes in the most glorified and dignified manner as the External Mandala offering.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

George was one of millions of teenagers inspired to start playing the guitar by Lonnie Donegan’s skiffle music.
The group was one of the premier rock bands in the world throughout the 1970s and sold millions of albums.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This is one case where the computer is smarter than a person, search engines and meta search engines are a zillion times faster and smarter at sorting through millions of web sites and providing relevant results.
Wasting one million dollars of our tax money to advertise bill 11 2.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

One basic chemical reaction must be repeated millions of times to replicate a molecule of DNA.
But one venturesome scientist methodically measured the remnants of various mammalian lineages spanning tens of millions of years and found a suggestive pattern.
 
 
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