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Topic: Miniature Pinscher

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  Pinscher    Miniature  
  Miniature Golf    Miniature Horse  
  Miniature Donkeys    Miniature Schnauzer  
  House Miniatures    Doberman Pinscher  
  Miniature Camera    Miniature Cattle  
  Miniature Menagerie Dogs    Dolls House Miniatures  

 
 
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People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Good point(s):Saintly
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite animal(s):Poodle,  Dog,  Rottweiler
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking,  Horseriding
Listens to:Cher,  Jazz
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Miniature pinschers need to have their dewclaws and tails removed at 3 days of age, a series of shots, worming medicine, and their ears cropped before they are 12 weeks of age.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

If anyone is interested in a miniature pinschers or Italian Greyhounds I have those too.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

This was a very large show for miniature pinschers since the Houston Minpin Club hosted a specialty on Thursday.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Miniature Pinschers are often prone to dandruff and a soothing conditioner or spray can be used after the bath and on a daily or weekly basis to freshen the skin and coat.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Miniature Pinschers are a German breed, and are no relation to the Doberman Pinscher.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Socialization is also an important part of your miniature pinscher's training since lack thereof can result in an overprotective dog that refuses to go anywhere near anyone besides you without visible signs of aggression.
Miniature Pinschers are very clean dogs and will often be seen grooming themselves like cats do.
Miniature Pinschers are easier to keep well-groomed than a lot of other breeds, mostly because of their short hair.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

My Miniature Pinschers are within AKC standards for size since I strive to breed according to AKC conformation guidelines.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

There, Miniature Pinschers are known as the Reh Pinscher due to their resemblance to a small red deer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Miniature Pinschers - The Pinserella's quality minpins - shown successfully in the conformation, agility and obedience ring!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

CLICK - Miniature Pinschers like to play outdoors if it's not too cold.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Mimi
2005-07-13 22:44:21
Are Miniature Pinschers hypoallergenic?
From:
Pat Chamboredon
2005-07-25 11:51:07
What is the ideal weight for a Miniature Doberman Pincher?
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