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Topic: Ministry of Transport Ontario

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Most admires:

Albert Einstein

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite great thinker(s):

Albert Einstein

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Photography

Favorite sport(s):

Orienteering, Walking, Bushwalking

Listens to:

Bob Dylan, U2

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Ministry of Transport Ontario – COMPASS Cameras.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

CANUTEC New York State Department of Transportation Ontario Ministry of Transportation Transport Canada Transportation Health and Safety Association of Ontario US Department of Transport.
"Report on Revisions to the Modified Index Flood Method for the Ontario Ministry of Transport, March 1996"

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Kimi
2005-06-16 14:25:28

How does a person apply for a job as a "Transportation Enforcement Officer" or for railroad enforcement

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