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Topic: Minnesota Twins

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Most admires:

Michael Jackson, Cleopatra

Favorite possession(s):

Stroller

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, Playboy magazine

Favorite author(s):

Brothers Grim

Favorite book(s):

"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb

Favorite actor(s):

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Interest(s):

Politics

Favorite royal(s):

Jane Seymour

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging

Favorite movie(s):

Terminator

Listens to:

New Wave, Fatboy Slim

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ted Williams (baseball), Hank Aaron (baseball)

Starsign:

Gemini

Medical note(s):

Family history of schizophrenia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

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Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Marshall, Minnesota native completed an internship in the Minnesota Twins scouting department in the 2001 season.
The Minnesota Twins re-signed Hunter to a new four-year contract Friday with a club option for the 2007 season.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Minnesota Twins - Named Mike Tosar coach for Fort Myers of the FSL and Milt Cuyler coach for the Gulf Coast Twins.
Minnesota Twins - Selected the contract of LHP Jose Rodriguez from Edmonton of the PCL.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Minnesota Twins Emma and Will have made an art form of sibling rivalry!

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Thursday brings the exhibition league opener against the Minnesota Twins and Chuck Finley will get the starting nod.
Minnesota Twins - Picked up contract options on LHP Eddie Guardado, RHP LaTroy Hawkins and C Tom Prince.
Minnesota Twins - Released LHP Travis Miller unconditionally.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Reggie was drafted from the Minnesota Twins system by the Red Sox in 1963 and made his debut at the end of the 1966 season.
Minnesota Twins - Named Phil Roof manager and Mike Hart coach for Rochester of the IL.
Minnesota Twins - Agreed to terms with INF Chris Gomez on a minor league contract.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

In baseball I cheer for the Minnesota Twins because they develop their own talent instead of trying to buy a pennant.

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